"Teachers are not supposed to bite their students!"

As I was about to hand in an assignment today I realized there were two staples in it that didn't need to be there, but my teacher had already grabbed the other half of the assignment (I was still hanging on to my half). So I kindly asked for it back when he said why? I responded there are staples in it and I want to take them out and re-staple it properly, he proceeded to rip it out of my hands, but I held on tight. The next thing I know he is bent over about to bite my hand in order to make me let go. I didn't actually think he would do it so I held my grasp on the paper and waited for the next thing. And the next thing was the bite! "What the heck! Did you just bite me?" I said in a loud voice (not quite a yell but pretty loud, but in my defense it was completely expectable in this situation!) "Teachers are not supposed to bite their students!" I said. He proceeded to laugh as if this was an everyday occurrence, but he let go of my paper, so he must have realized what he did to some extent. After he let go I took out the staples and went to his desk to staple it properly when I looked down at knuckle where he had bitten me it was bleeding! I couldn't believe it! As if a teacher just bit my hand and now it’s bleeding! I spoke loudly a little more at him and handed in my paper. For the rest of the class anytime he said something to me I would remind him that he just bit me. It didn't really seem to faze him. Oh the joys of highschool with Humphrey. Not many could get away with such an act!